Ragin-Asian's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mario's Mistake (1up)]

I think...

... that Mario took the green yoshi even though it matched Luigi's clothes better. Luigi got ticked and told Mario to take the red one. At the time, the red one was a baby and Mario didn't want to have to feed him until he grew up because he was lazy. Now Luigi is Asian pissed!!!
(Asian is an adjective meaning extremely, extreme, or cool)

[after lockday 2006]

Locks must die!

Clocks beat locks!
This flash made no sense. Wow.... they jumped out of a window. I hope the dirty locks die. I hope the lock accounts seek a rehab clinic.

biohazard-moon responds:

look smartass, theres been peace between locks and clocks for so long, and you intend to make a clock vs lock war? and if you where a lock and watched lock movies, you would understand this, GOT IT!?!?! u 13 year old little snotty clown, get a life

[Scrotum 1]

history

whoa, this is the first submission to pass judgement? cool!!! This is history!

[Red Riding Hood]

kinda cool

I cracked up at the end for 3 reasons:

1. The quote "But wolves really are stronger..." was wierd. You used the word, stronger. You should have used a less childish super hero word or a multi-word description that fit the serious moment.

2. Wolves with shirts own, pwn, rule, etc.

3. I have a SiCk MiNd!!!
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[Hortencate]

hehehe

funny flash tag!!! Email me when it is updated please!!!

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

it wont be, heh

[Prowlies at the River]

IRONY

This is a great example of irony. That is all ... for now!

[Numa Numa Kat]

What pitch did you put Dragostea Din Tei on?

You changed the pitch, didn't you. What pitch was it on?

[MK vs. SF 2]

This is under-rated!

Only 100k views?! This is good stuff! This needs some fame! What a story! What a fight! What an ending! I wish i had your flash skills!

[Its Rated Mature: Halo]

???

What was that about again?!

[Halo 3 2:Halo 4 The Movie]

Funny stuff!

That was soooo funny! I love Halo games but this made milk come out of my nose!